go figure i return to ffn and this is what fucking happens

[omaewokorosu]

Hikaru Yuy,

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Okay... Seems a little sus (the user name) since it's similar to names I've already seen for spam bot shit...

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The foyer is described as filled to the brim with houseplants of every colour and description. Is there a symbolic purpose behind this abundance of plants perhaps representing growth vitality or an attempt to make the space feel alive?

I don't think it's a genuine person, because why would you send something that should be a review as a PM? This also reads like a ChatGPT summarising things and they just took that one bit and messed with the grammar (for example removing the commas) to make it not look AI generated so that you'll engage with it?

Because how these things typically work is you'll reply to this, and then they'll launch into their art scam by trying to get me off FFN and all up in my Discord DMs or whatever in a reply... ASK ME HOW I KNOW.

also what fucking fic is this

Aleks was like, "Is this for Melee Academy?" and I was like IDFK IT DOESN'T FUCKING SAY am I supposed to remember all of the intricacies of every fic I've ever written? I wrote the first chapter in 2018.

So I skimmed through the first chapter on AO3 because I have that open already and

Marth entered the very large foyer that was filled to the brim with houseplants of every colour and description.

Like if you're going to quote directly from my fic (the "u" in colour is telling imo) at least put that in fucking quotes but also the fact that I had to go through to find whatever the fuck you were talking about is...

WHY WAS THIS NOT A REVIEW because it's not an actual review, Karu

As Someone Who Reads, if I were to review Melee Academy's first chapter (and only chapter so far up on FFN), this is what it would kind of look like:

"Marth entered the very large foyer that was filled to the brim with houseplants of every colour and description." I SEE WHOEVER RUNS THIS PLACE REALLY LIKES PLANTS HUH there's plants and it looks like there's a marble staircase too so someone is trying to make this place look richer than it probably is, there has to be something hidden there lol

"Steeling himself for who his roommate could potentially be and the social interaction he would have to endure, he took a deep breath and opened the door." Does Marth have social anxiety or something? Because it sounds like Marth has social anxiety.

"he could tell that there was definitely a Someone who had been in here recently, for the one bed was in complete disarray and there were clothes strewn about everywhere on top of the unmade bed linens". Also sounds like his new roommate is a slob lmao GOOD LUCK MARTH

"some books from home, a couple of notebooks, his writing utensils," Oh is Marth a writer?
     
"a boy with striking red hair appeared in the doorway, happily munching away on a muffin, and startled Marth to the point where he dropped the shirt he was in the process of refolding." He's got The Anxiety™ doesn't he

"Marth's heart couldn't hurt over the fact that he would never have phone conversations with his own father telling him to do his best at scholastics ever again.: Marth's father is deceased, isn't he... RIP Marth's dad!

IN SHORT I don't think this is real/genuine.

THE FFN PROFILE IS A WHOLE OTHER THING and is what made fleshdoll  go "this was chatgpt generated I stg".

The bio:

I’m Liora a writer who lives for stolen glances, aching silences and the kind of stories that stay with you long after the last word. Fanfiction for me is more than just writing it's where I get to breathe life into what-ifs rewrite heartbreaks and explore the tender spaces between characters who were never given enough space to begin with.

My favorite stories are the ones that feel deeply unapologetically. I’m endlessly inspired by books like The Night Circus where every word feels like velvet Six of Crows for its sharp edges and soft hearts and Strange the Dreamer which reads like a dream you don’t want to wake up from. These worlds have carved a place in me and I often find pieces of them weaving their way into the things I write.

Though words are my medium my mind is often visual. I see stories before I write them through light contrast movement and the unspoken tension between people. Every character I write is someone I’ve seen move in my head a hundred times before I ever touch the keyboard. Maybe that’s the hidden creator in me always shaping always framing even when I don’t realize it.

I write because I love it. I write because I have to. I write because there’s something about turning emotion into language that makes the chaos of life feel just a little more beautiful.

So if you’re here for layered characters, emotional unravelling poetic lines, and stories that linger I hope you’ll find something in my little corner that speaks to you.

If you enjoy stories built on emotion, slow burning tension and characters who feel too much, I hope you'll feel at home here.

What the hell is this people don't fucking write like this??

also you have no stories for someone who apparently writes but then again all of this is a lot of words that don't really say anything and it's like you just took AI generated things and strung them all together without a fuck to give about proper punctuation.

There is something at the bottom about not doing commissions at this time and I highly doubt anyone would want you for any kind of commissions.

The whole thing is just too weird for me and the weirdest thing of all is something that is meant to be a review is instead sent as a PM. What is the point of that? You can reply to logged in reviews so...

I'm not going to respond to it.

It's sad that I even have to fucking question "is this some kind of AI shit or is this an Actual Person?" because most of the internet is some kind of ChatGPT garbage now, I can't trust anything.

I'm tagging this as !review because I guess it technically counts as one? idk what else to put it as...