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omaewokorosuOr, I guess, if you prefer, Is Egg actually obsessed with me?
So Aleks packed up more shit tonight, basically clearing out the bedroom closet. He found ALL of my plushies which is good, and the even better news is there was no evidence whatsoever of mice. So that's great! Nothing was damaged! Also took the clothes I wanted from the closet and the rest can just stay in there lmao I don't care what happens to it, like I've said about everything else I plan on leaving. He also packed up the plushies in the net thing hanging from the ceiling, and all of the plushies I had along the shelf behind my bed and on the one bookcase. So we are good in that regard.
Aleks made a post about the latest Egg incident which just showcases how fucking unhinged she's getting which says a LOT honestly. Like. She's fucking nuts.
I guess it's my turn to tell you this one, even though I wasn't the one fronting during it (it was Aleks)...
SO SOME BACKGROUND: I have a solid wood table that can be used as an end table if you put both leaves of the table down. You can also use it as a coffee table with one or both leaves up depending on how large you want it to be. It's a beautiful table! It's also an heirloom (and will probably be the only heirloom I end up with tbh after all of this is said and done lol). Of course I'm taking it, I'm gonna use it as a coffee table in my house, it'll look super nice!
Because the table is solid wood, it's also heavy as fuck, and really requires two people to lift. So Serena helped Aleks bring it through the hall and down the stairs, which was really slow going because our sense of balance is shaky at best so going downstairs backwards is...yeah. But it got out there, and Aleks was concerned, after all that work, as to whether it would fit in the backseat of my car.
Which it did, by the way, without any problem at all, so that's always nice.
Aleks had just gotten the door closed when he heard the front door creak open, and there was Egg looking out. He and Serena ignored her, and when the door shut, they both went "what the fuck?" over it. They discussed what was gonna happen tomorrow (more packing the car up basically), and the front door opened AGAIN, and Egg was there gawking outside in her fucking nightdress. It's 32 degrees out, there's snow on the ground, and even though Aleks was in just a tank top, jeans, and Crocs (bad shoe choice for going outside when there's still snow by the car), it was still kind of cold (even though it didn't bother him because he was hot from all the heavy lifting). Then the door closed again.
Like why are you watching us, you fucking weirdo? Have you never seen someone move shit into their car before? Curious as to what we were putting in the car? Why do you care? Why does it matter? Are you going to accuse me of stealing this table from you when you gave it to me before we moved up here? Because you seem to love accusing me of stealing things that are, you know, mine or were otherwise given to me.
No doubt she will be watching us every time we go up and come down the stairs tomorrow. That seems to be what she does every fucking Saturday. Sunday she will stand there like some sentinel, half in the way, as we pack up the car. Aleks and Serena will just ignore her. She probably does it because she knows it annoys Aleks and she says something stupid knowing it annoys Serena and that's how she gets her narc supply fix.
Aleks and I spent 15 minutes as he moved things from the bedroom to my office just going "what a fucking weirdo" as Serena got dinner for us. He then wondered if Egg has some strange obsession with me. She's probably hoping that I'll change my mind and decide that I actually LIKE being mistreated and verbally abused and taken advantage of! That I'll go back to being her servant and her retirement plan and even go a step further and become her caretaker! Because forget my wife, right? Why would I want a happy life with her in the Southern Tier when I could be here in this shithole with this narcissistic abuser until I decide to do myself in???
Like no. That is never going to happen. I am absolutely going scorched earth. I don't care anymore. No amount of heirlooms or diamond rings is going to make me start giving a shit nor will it have me change my mind. I love my wife. I want to be able to enjoy time with her because life is not infinite, it is finite, it is way too short, and it's over too soon. I want to be able to enjoy my life before I leave this existence.
~*~
So remember when Aleks and I said that Egg has a rodent problem?
Well I guess she also has a roach problem!
Now I know I've seen like, a couple every once in a while in the kitchen (one was even in the fridge 🤢) buuuuut guess where they've decided to show up~?
Yeah Serena killed it with a combination of Raid (for flying insects) and a Sprite bottle.
Did some googling and guess what? It's a German cockroach! The most "troublesome" of pests according to Wikipedia. Though they are scavengers (like all roaches and things like them), they don't tend to gather in places where humans are, preferring deserted and abandoned places instead. The only reason they end up in occupied buildings is when it's really cold outside, because they can't deal with the cold very well. The reason they're troublesome is because they're resistant to 47 different active ingredients in pesticides! And they're able to develop resistance quite easily!
A pain!!!
Of course Egg would never know because they're nocturnal but no doubt she would blame us/our cats because everything has to be our fault, dontcha know. Blech. Has nothing to do with us.
What alerted us to the cockroach?
Our cat.
Yeah.
(Why did Bitty not squash it with one of her massive peets or just outright eat it? I dunno. It's okay, Mama took care of it with Raid and a soda bottle cap lmao.)
But now of course no one wants to sleep because what if one crawls on us when we're sleeping? hfsigshgd no thanks lmao
You wanna know what else we have???
Brown recluse spiders.
Which is a COMPLETE NIGHTMARE when you're arachnophobic like my wife and I both are. But I killed one a couple years back, found a dead one when packing up one of the closets in my office, and then Serena killed another one today. So yeah. It's not really something I can Google or look up because I have such severe arachnophobia that I can't look at pictures of spiders and I also can't really read about them without getting skeeved the fuck out. So yeah! Yeah. They are like black widow spider bad in that they can kill you if you're not careful.
Yeah.
(This is why somewhere like Australia is a No No Zone because No. The spiders there? Too fucking big. You just light everything on fire at that point it's fine.)
When we're out of here the second floor might have a war between like, wasps and cockroaches and mice and like who fucking knows what else might join the fray. Yellow jackets? Something that looks like a yellow jacket but actually isn't? BEES? (I love bees I hope they win in this war.)
Smash Brothers but it's Super Smash Insects I guess idk
(I know spiders are technically not insects or bugs or whatever but like who cares lmao)
SO YEAH.
I hate it here.
So Aleks packed up more shit tonight, basically clearing out the bedroom closet. He found ALL of my plushies which is good, and the even better news is there was no evidence whatsoever of mice. So that's great! Nothing was damaged! Also took the clothes I wanted from the closet and the rest can just stay in there lmao I don't care what happens to it, like I've said about everything else I plan on leaving. He also packed up the plushies in the net thing hanging from the ceiling, and all of the plushies I had along the shelf behind my bed and on the one bookcase. So we are good in that regard.
Aleks made a post about the latest Egg incident which just showcases how fucking unhinged she's getting which says a LOT honestly. Like. She's fucking nuts.
I guess it's my turn to tell you this one, even though I wasn't the one fronting during it (it was Aleks)...
SO SOME BACKGROUND: I have a solid wood table that can be used as an end table if you put both leaves of the table down. You can also use it as a coffee table with one or both leaves up depending on how large you want it to be. It's a beautiful table! It's also an heirloom (and will probably be the only heirloom I end up with tbh after all of this is said and done lol). Of course I'm taking it, I'm gonna use it as a coffee table in my house, it'll look super nice!
Because the table is solid wood, it's also heavy as fuck, and really requires two people to lift. So Serena helped Aleks bring it through the hall and down the stairs, which was really slow going because our sense of balance is shaky at best so going downstairs backwards is...yeah. But it got out there, and Aleks was concerned, after all that work, as to whether it would fit in the backseat of my car.
Which it did, by the way, without any problem at all, so that's always nice.
Aleks had just gotten the door closed when he heard the front door creak open, and there was Egg looking out. He and Serena ignored her, and when the door shut, they both went "what the fuck?" over it. They discussed what was gonna happen tomorrow (more packing the car up basically), and the front door opened AGAIN, and Egg was there gawking outside in her fucking nightdress. It's 32 degrees out, there's snow on the ground, and even though Aleks was in just a tank top, jeans, and Crocs (bad shoe choice for going outside when there's still snow by the car), it was still kind of cold (even though it didn't bother him because he was hot from all the heavy lifting). Then the door closed again.
Like why are you watching us, you fucking weirdo? Have you never seen someone move shit into their car before? Curious as to what we were putting in the car? Why do you care? Why does it matter? Are you going to accuse me of stealing this table from you when you gave it to me before we moved up here? Because you seem to love accusing me of stealing things that are, you know, mine or were otherwise given to me.
No doubt she will be watching us every time we go up and come down the stairs tomorrow. That seems to be what she does every fucking Saturday. Sunday she will stand there like some sentinel, half in the way, as we pack up the car. Aleks and Serena will just ignore her. She probably does it because she knows it annoys Aleks and she says something stupid knowing it annoys Serena and that's how she gets her narc supply fix.
Aleks and I spent 15 minutes as he moved things from the bedroom to my office just going "what a fucking weirdo" as Serena got dinner for us. He then wondered if Egg has some strange obsession with me. She's probably hoping that I'll change my mind and decide that I actually LIKE being mistreated and verbally abused and taken advantage of! That I'll go back to being her servant and her retirement plan and even go a step further and become her caretaker! Because forget my wife, right? Why would I want a happy life with her in the Southern Tier when I could be here in this shithole with this narcissistic abuser until I decide to do myself in???
Like no. That is never going to happen. I am absolutely going scorched earth. I don't care anymore. No amount of heirlooms or diamond rings is going to make me start giving a shit nor will it have me change my mind. I love my wife. I want to be able to enjoy time with her because life is not infinite, it is finite, it is way too short, and it's over too soon. I want to be able to enjoy my life before I leave this existence.
So remember when Aleks and I said that Egg has a rodent problem?
Well I guess she also has a roach problem!
Now I know I've seen like, a couple every once in a while in the kitchen (one was even in the fridge 🤢) buuuuut guess where they've decided to show up~?
Yeah Serena killed it with a combination of Raid (for flying insects) and a Sprite bottle.
Did some googling and guess what? It's a German cockroach! The most "troublesome" of pests according to Wikipedia. Though they are scavengers (like all roaches and things like them), they don't tend to gather in places where humans are, preferring deserted and abandoned places instead. The only reason they end up in occupied buildings is when it's really cold outside, because they can't deal with the cold very well. The reason they're troublesome is because they're resistant to 47 different active ingredients in pesticides! And they're able to develop resistance quite easily!
A pain!!!
Of course Egg would never know because they're nocturnal but no doubt she would blame us/our cats because everything has to be our fault, dontcha know. Blech. Has nothing to do with us.
What alerted us to the cockroach?
Our cat.
Yeah.
(Why did Bitty not squash it with one of her massive peets or just outright eat it? I dunno. It's okay, Mama took care of it with Raid and a soda bottle cap lmao.)
But now of course no one wants to sleep because what if one crawls on us when we're sleeping? hfsigshgd no thanks lmao
You wanna know what else we have???
Brown recluse spiders.
Which is a COMPLETE NIGHTMARE when you're arachnophobic like my wife and I both are. But I killed one a couple years back, found a dead one when packing up one of the closets in my office, and then Serena killed another one today. So yeah. It's not really something I can Google or look up because I have such severe arachnophobia that I can't look at pictures of spiders and I also can't really read about them without getting skeeved the fuck out. So yeah! Yeah. They are like black widow spider bad in that they can kill you if you're not careful.
Yeah.
(This is why somewhere like Australia is a No No Zone because No. The spiders there? Too fucking big. You just light everything on fire at that point it's fine.)
When we're out of here the second floor might have a war between like, wasps and cockroaches and mice and like who fucking knows what else might join the fray. Yellow jackets? Something that looks like a yellow jacket but actually isn't? BEES? (I love bees I hope they win in this war.)
Smash Brothers but it's Super Smash Insects I guess idk
(I know spiders are technically not insects or bugs or whatever but like who cares lmao)
SO YEAH.
I hate it here.
