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Oct. 10th, 2024 02:38 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
omaewokorosu...we will be closing.
On the house.
Which is such good news to hear, considering everything that's happened today with Egg, who thinks we're bluffing with the whole moving thing.
She's gonna be so surprised to see us returning...with keys! And paperwork!
Guess what bitch we accomplished something you thought we never would. Kept going on about how much ~we need you~ and ~you need us~ but really you were the one who needed us, we have no need of you.
Initially with this whole thing I only intended on going salted earth...but Egg chose the nuclear option of her own free will out of anger. What is the "nuclear option"?
Scorched earth.
So okay, Egg. You wanna bust out the nukes? We'll have nuclear fucking warfare then.
On the house.
Which is such good news to hear, considering everything that's happened today with Egg, who thinks we're bluffing with the whole moving thing.
She's gonna be so surprised to see us returning...with keys! And paperwork!
Guess what bitch we accomplished something you thought we never would. Kept going on about how much ~we need you~ and ~you need us~ but really you were the one who needed us, we have no need of you.
Initially with this whole thing I only intended on going salted earth...but Egg chose the nuclear option of her own free will out of anger. What is the "nuclear option"?
Scorched earth.
So okay, Egg. You wanna bust out the nukes? We'll have nuclear fucking warfare then.
