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For the backstory/context, read this entry otherwise things won't make any sense.
This is the whole thing btw I didn't bother replying lmao AT LEAST HE LEARNED MY NAME ISN'T AND NEVER WAS LINDA??? And at this point it's not even the name he called me lmao my name is Hikaru
[deep breath] hoo-ee where do we even fucking start with this
sir
I hate to be the bearer of bad news but
[another deep breath, long exhale]
as someone who handles ID cards on the daily due to my job I know all the things to check to see if it's legit or not
like I can't count how many times a year I have to sit through these fucking training modules and they are boring as shit but they are also NECESSARY because of asshats like you
anyway your license does NOT pass the test (thank you retail) like not even a little tiny bit in fact the only legit things about your license are the class, the height, and the eye colour the rest is shit that you doctored and added yourself
but also like. for one thing I can just fucking pull out my license because I LIVE IN NEW YORK BITCH and go "uhhhh all of this is wrong."
what's wrong with the ID you ask
WELL
First of all the fonts and font weights don't match and they're not properly aligned and if I look hard enough I can tell the background is different where it's been edited ❌ [buzzer sound] TRY AGAIN
Second of all too many spaces between each of the sets of numbers in the ID number ❌ [buzzer sound] TRY AGAIN
third of all it's supposed to be
not
❌ [buzzer] TRY AGAIN
[an audience member boos, another one yells "YOU STINK!"]
fourth of all the address format is wrong with too many spaces in between the numbers and each of the words in the street name ❌ [buzzer] TRY AGAIN
fifth of all your expiration date in NYS is your birthday of whatever year it expires in not just some random fucking date ❌ [buzzer] TRY AGAIN
[an audience member shouts, "C'mon, man, it's like this pretty much everywhere what are you doing?!"]
sixth of all your picture isn't in full colour it is in B&W ❌ [buzzer] TRY AGAIN
seventh of all the picture for the holographic watermark (which has been changed in the last couple of years) is not full colour and is supposed to get all weird in the light ❌ TRY AGAIN
survey says... [ding!] you suck at this and I question how many people fall for this ID and if Kitboga has taught me anything it's that a lot of people unfortunately do fall for these things even when it's really fucking obvious and that doesn't mean they're stupid or gullible it just means that they're vulnerable and susceptible to being fucked with
anyway that's just what I noticed after 15 fucking seconds of looking at it and yes I know there are people who would look at it and think it's legit. not everyone knows what a NYS license looks like but like. my guy knows I'm from NYS. I can just pull mine out and compare them and go "hmm this isn't legit" lmao
obviously I blocked the number because wtf it's been a year almost like have you been holding out hope this whole time I'll fork over $600 for some nonexistent money whilst you use stock photos and doctored pics from people's Instagram accounts and AI video to try and convince people you're legit?
No. I've watched too many Kitboga streams and videos for this shit.
Thanks for playing though you scored 0/7 and get a whopping $0 [womp womp sfx from Price is Right plus disappointed crowd noise mixed in]! You will not be going on to Final Jeopardy.
[Price is Right end music plays]
Until next time folks... You matter, don't be afraid to get messy and make mistakes that aren't mistakes they're happy accidents!
Let me just reiterate: Dave Johnson is a legit person who won the lotto but he is not giving out money if he reached 30k Instagram followers or whatever the fuck.
This is the whole thing btw I didn't bother replying lmao AT LEAST HE LEARNED MY NAME ISN'T AND NEVER WAS LINDA??? And at this point it's not even the name he called me lmao my name is Hikaru
[deep breath] hoo-ee where do we even fucking start with this
sir
I hate to be the bearer of bad news but
[another deep breath, long exhale]
as someone who handles ID cards on the daily due to my job I know all the things to check to see if it's legit or not
like I can't count how many times a year I have to sit through these fucking training modules and they are boring as shit but they are also NECESSARY because of asshats like you
anyway your license does NOT pass the test (thank you retail) like not even a little tiny bit in fact the only legit things about your license are the class, the height, and the eye colour the rest is shit that you doctored and added yourself
but also like. for one thing I can just fucking pull out my license because I LIVE IN NEW YORK BITCH and go "uhhhh all of this is wrong."
what's wrong with the ID you ask
WELL
First of all the fonts and font weights don't match and they're not properly aligned and if I look hard enough I can tell the background is different where it's been edited ❌ [buzzer sound] TRY AGAIN
Second of all too many spaces between each of the sets of numbers in the ID number ❌ [buzzer sound] TRY AGAIN
third of all it's supposed to be
LAST NAME
FIRST NAME MIDDLE INITIAL not
FIRST NAME
LAST NAME ❌ [buzzer] TRY AGAIN
[an audience member boos, another one yells "YOU STINK!"]
fourth of all the address format is wrong with too many spaces in between the numbers and each of the words in the street name ❌ [buzzer] TRY AGAIN
fifth of all your expiration date in NYS is your birthday of whatever year it expires in not just some random fucking date ❌ [buzzer] TRY AGAIN
[an audience member shouts, "C'mon, man, it's like this pretty much everywhere what are you doing?!"]
sixth of all your picture isn't in full colour it is in B&W ❌ [buzzer] TRY AGAIN
seventh of all the picture for the holographic watermark (which has been changed in the last couple of years) is not full colour and is supposed to get all weird in the light ❌ TRY AGAIN
survey says... [ding!] you suck at this and I question how many people fall for this ID and if Kitboga has taught me anything it's that a lot of people unfortunately do fall for these things even when it's really fucking obvious and that doesn't mean they're stupid or gullible it just means that they're vulnerable and susceptible to being fucked with
anyway that's just what I noticed after 15 fucking seconds of looking at it and yes I know there are people who would look at it and think it's legit. not everyone knows what a NYS license looks like but like. my guy knows I'm from NYS. I can just pull mine out and compare them and go "hmm this isn't legit" lmao
obviously I blocked the number because wtf it's been a year almost like have you been holding out hope this whole time I'll fork over $600 for some nonexistent money whilst you use stock photos and doctored pics from people's Instagram accounts and AI video to try and convince people you're legit?
No. I've watched too many Kitboga streams and videos for this shit.
Thanks for playing though you scored 0/7 and get a whopping $0 [womp womp sfx from Price is Right plus disappointed crowd noise mixed in]! You will not be going on to Final Jeopardy.
[Price is Right end music plays]
Until next time folks... You matter, don't be afraid to get messy and make mistakes that aren't mistakes they're happy accidents!
Let me just reiterate: Dave Johnson is a legit person who won the lotto but he is not giving out money if he reached 30k Instagram followers or whatever the fuck.
