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omaewokorosulol @ Eggberta trying to talk to us when I haven't talked to her in literal fucking months and she keeps saying "I don't want to know anything about you" and then...proceeds to try and get to know my business.
Like sure all she said was "I see you've been moving things out from downstairs" and that seems like a pretty innocuous question from the outside but Aleks didn't want that to lead to her either accusing us of stealing our own shit or her doing the whole "when are you moving? it didn't take me this long to move when I did it!" when she wasn't the one doing most of the packing anyway.
I said nothing and Serena hadn't even heard her and had to ask me what she even said. And then Eggberta watched us through the window next to the front door through the curtain and if she thought she was being stealthy she rolled a nat 1 for that so, uh, good job.
Why do you even need to watch us anyway? You fucking creeper.
like give up already, Eggwarda. it's embarrassing. you're not getting your narc supply back, go find a fucking hobby that isn't some one person neighbourhood watch bullshit because you need to know every waking moment what everyone else is doing so you can grumble about how trashy the neighbours are and how much you hate them.
like I am very busy these days trying to set up our new house and move the fuck out of here, I don't have time for banalities with someone who doesn't care and only wants to remind me how awful I am for "abandoning" her as if she didn't abandon me from 10 years old on.
I'm sure that conversation would've given her absolutely nothing because she would've asked when we plan on moving and we would've told her it doesn't matter when. It's not like she's going to be moving with us. And she doesn't need to know regardless.
The truck is coming end of November. We might still be around with last minute shit but if it's something we can leave then guess what? We will, because what's she gonna do, write me out of her Will for leaving bags of trash? Because I don't care. We can mail you your key back so you can give it to your sweet baby boy, the only child you really ever wanted.
I don't have to tell you the specifics of anything and that includes the dates of things. There is no lease that states I need to. You will know when you need to know.
Which is when we mail the fucking key back. And if you're hoping we're stupid enough to put a return address on it, you're gonna be very disappointed!
Have the life you deserve, Egg 🫶
Like sure all she said was "I see you've been moving things out from downstairs" and that seems like a pretty innocuous question from the outside but Aleks didn't want that to lead to her either accusing us of stealing our own shit or her doing the whole "when are you moving? it didn't take me this long to move when I did it!" when she wasn't the one doing most of the packing anyway.
I said nothing and Serena hadn't even heard her and had to ask me what she even said. And then Eggberta watched us through the window next to the front door through the curtain and if she thought she was being stealthy she rolled a nat 1 for that so, uh, good job.
Why do you even need to watch us anyway? You fucking creeper.
like give up already, Eggwarda. it's embarrassing. you're not getting your narc supply back, go find a fucking hobby that isn't some one person neighbourhood watch bullshit because you need to know every waking moment what everyone else is doing so you can grumble about how trashy the neighbours are and how much you hate them.
like I am very busy these days trying to set up our new house and move the fuck out of here, I don't have time for banalities with someone who doesn't care and only wants to remind me how awful I am for "abandoning" her as if she didn't abandon me from 10 years old on.
I'm sure that conversation would've given her absolutely nothing because she would've asked when we plan on moving and we would've told her it doesn't matter when. It's not like she's going to be moving with us. And she doesn't need to know regardless.
The truck is coming end of November. We might still be around with last minute shit but if it's something we can leave then guess what? We will, because what's she gonna do, write me out of her Will for leaving bags of trash? Because I don't care. We can mail you your key back so you can give it to your sweet baby boy, the only child you really ever wanted.
I don't have to tell you the specifics of anything and that includes the dates of things. There is no lease that states I need to. You will know when you need to know.
Which is when we mail the fucking key back. And if you're hoping we're stupid enough to put a return address on it, you're gonna be very disappointed!
Have the life you deserve, Egg 🫶
